Things You Thought You'd Never Hear Yourself Saying
Sat, 06/14/2008 - 07:35 — James Purser
As a parent of three wonderful kids, during their brief existance on this planet, I have found my self running the gamut of things I thought I would never hear myself say. As an example I thought I would post just what I've heard myself say today:
- To three year old: "Stop beating your brother up with bedtime bear"
- To three and five year old: "How many times have I told you, no tug of war on the toilet!"
- To ten year old: "No, no one has worked out how to build a machine that can genetically modify you to become a four armed super hero"
- To five year old: "Stop trying to stick barbie in your sisters ear!"
God being a dad is fun :)